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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>_uacct = "UA-312606-2";urchinTracker();</description><title>i say</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @altano)</generator><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/</link><item><title>Sucks to be Charles Town</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/PraLid2b2b0tswykSpPOJHaU_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Sucks to be Charles Town</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/41007365</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/41007365</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:06:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>If you ever need to be reminded why you don’t use Linux,...</title><description>&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:300px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=2176025602905109829" flashvars=""&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If you ever need to be reminded why you don’t use Linux, just watch this video</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/40945340</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/40945340</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:48:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Top 10 TED Talks</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/PraLid2b2atrnnds4S2EnAEW_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ted.com/talks/top10"&gt;Top 10 TED Talks&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/40337245</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/40337245</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:31:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cyanide and Happiness</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1325/"&gt;Cyanide and Happiness&lt;/a&gt;: Two fucking frames too long.</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/40319723</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/40319723</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 14:53:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>youlooknicetoday:Tom Waits - “On The Nickel” (on Late Nite,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdL-fOFNVFs"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JdL-fOFNVFs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://youlooknicetoday.tumblr.com/post/39599726/tom-waits-on-the-nickel-on-late-nite"&gt;youlooknicetoday&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=JdL-fOFNVFs&amp;feature=related"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tom Waits - “On The Nickel”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; (on &lt;em&gt;Late Nite&lt;/em&gt;, 1983-12-21)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Please note that &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Waits"&gt;Tom Waits&lt;/a&gt; is NOT a spokesman for the YLNT-branded family of &lt;a href="http://youlooknicetoday.com/episode/guaranteed-morrie"&gt;Rehab Hospitals/Hospices/Funeral Homes&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He is, however, an American treasure who’s inarguably one of the most gifted artists of his generation.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mr. Waits also has consistently awesome hair.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/39865025</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/39865025</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:53:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dykes on Bikes</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/PraLid2b2a80q63bVAFX4I7c_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Dykes on Bikes</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/38409372</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/38409372</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:15:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Something To Do</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1159456&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1159456&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1159456&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1159456"&gt;Something To Do&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/38135959</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/38135959</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:30:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Big Ideas (Don't get any) on Vimeo</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1109226"&gt;Big Ideas (Don't get any) on Vimeo&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;“An inventive cover version of Radiohead’s Nude played by the following instruments: Sinclair ZX Spectrum computer, Epson dot matrix printer, HP Scanjet scanner, and an array of hard drives.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.kottke.org/remainder/08/06/15812.html"&gt;kottke&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/37414751</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/37414751</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:21:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Leprechauns (via reddit.com)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nda_OSWeyn8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Leprechauns (via &lt;a href="http://reddit.com"&gt;reddit.com&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/37374888</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/37374888</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 04:51:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Definitely. (via Thom)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLW204NkPBo"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LLW204NkPBo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Definitely. (via &lt;a href="http://thewhiskers.com/"&gt;Thom&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/37236348</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/37236348</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:29:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Many Keepsake Stuff!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/PraLid2b29r42j03vwbkh3IC_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Many Keepsake Stuff!</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/36933754</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/36933754</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:17:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>13 Bottlesofwine</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/PraLid2b29pm6km9lUmI1KnF_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;13 Bottlesofwine</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/36809776</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/36809776</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 16:08:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Let’s go… Gary</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" width="400" height="263" id="VE_Player" align="middle"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/loader.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="bgColor=FFFFFF&amp;file=http://static.videoegg.com/ted/movies/JAMESHOWARDKUNSTLER-2004_high.flv&amp;autoPlay=false&amp;fullscreenURL=http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/fullscreen.html&amp;forcePlay=false&amp;logo=&amp;allowFullscreen=true" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="noscale" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="window" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/loader.swf" flashvars="bgColor=FFFFFF&amp;file=http://static.videoegg.com/ted/movies/JAMESHOWARDKUNSTLER-2004_high.flv&amp;autoPlay=false&amp;fullscreenURL=http://static.videoegg.com/ted/flash/fullscreen.html&amp;forcePlay=false&amp;logo=&amp;allowFullscreen=true" quality="high" allowscriptaccess="always" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" scale="noscale" wmode="window" width="400" height="263" name="VE_Player" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Let’s go… Gary</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/35851823</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/35851823</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 21:03:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bill O’Reilly Flips Out - DANCE REMIX (via the tubes)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5j2YDq6FkVE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Bill O’Reilly Flips Out - DANCE REMIX (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/"&gt;the tubes&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/35260358</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/35260358</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 19:58:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>David Stern vs. the Haitian Weatherman (via )</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJbzsES65o"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RBJbzsES65o" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;David Stern vs. the Haitian Weatherman (via &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJbzsES65o&amp;feature=related"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/34621159</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/34621159</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 01:49:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>via phdcomics.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/PraLid2b28orqx3aBNYjaSsv_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive/phd050508s.gif"&gt;phdcomics.com&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/33949651</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/33949651</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 21:17:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I’d like to think that if it weren’t for the ability...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJupNDIKkEk"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PJupNDIKkEk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’d like to think that if it weren’t for the ability to post a video of this on the internet, it wouldn’t have happened (via &lt;a href="http://www.kottke.org/remainder/08/04/15564.html"&gt;kottke&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/33482887</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/33482887</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 22:30:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Mom rocks.”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/PraLid2b28a5c4plG2MGsvY9_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“Mom rocks.”</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/32953459</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/32953459</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:42:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gigantic vagina</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1245/"&gt;gigantic vagina&lt;/a&gt;: From the occasionally awesome comic, &lt;a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1250/"&gt;Cyanide and Happiness&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/32779464</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/32779464</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:16:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“‘Charlie Rose’ by Samuel Beckett” (via...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFE2CCfAP1o"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LFE2CCfAP1o" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“‘Charlie Rose’ by Samuel Beckett” (via &lt;a href="http://www.kottke.org/remainder/08/04/15492.html"&gt;kottke&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/32688926</link><guid>http://alan.norbauer.com/post/32688926</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:14:31 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
