He has enjoyed honing his web programming craft for so long that you should call him "gramps." Alan enjoys bad music and bad novels. He still doesn't know how to use Twitter or Snapchat.
If you'd like to know a little about Alan's personal life you can take a peek at his facebook profile, or if you'd like to know way too much about his personal life you can watch this documentary on Youtube.
You can follow Alan with this site's RSS feed or on Twitter where he absolutely does not post anything. You can also just fucking email him.